BrokenDeck's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cupid Not Helping 1]

Meh...

Music choice and voice acting was good. Animation was okay. You need a play button. I've never liked movies that started right when they finished loading. The subject matter... well, tons of people have done this type of movie before, and with better results. Are you just trying to gross people out? I've wasted time reviewing this.

[B&W Drama Theater #13]

offices are really like that! lol

I swear I work in an office like that. They're always about the damn watercooler lol! I love these simply done but interesting stories. I saw the backplot of this simple story and appreaciated it's irreverance. Keep up the good work. This is actually pretty good. I kept on laughing and laughing because it's so true. Offices really are like that! lol So much wasted time lol

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

JohnnyFive5 was funny too lol

I heard so much flaming from everyone about this GUY named JohnnyFive5 that I just had to see what the FUSS was all about. lol that sure was a funny review. You gotta admit that in a large number of cases, he may be right. Do you know how geeks like us are going to read this? lol Legendary Frog's animation is up to par excellence as usual (when you gonna come out with OneRingToRuleTHemAll3?) and I enjoyed the satire of the song. props to both LegendaryFrog and JohnnyFive5 for making me laugh twice today. Once for this awesome flash, and once for that dude's funny review.

[Bob the Ball]

Magic bees cause I'm George Washington Christ...

HA HA HA I almost pissed my pants off when I saw this one. I'd shuffled my way through a shitload of the usual crap and anime/video/street fighter rip-offs then I found this. lol I loved those two lines... the one from the junkie (magic bees) and Bob (Kick me that far again and I'll fucking kill you). Also did anyone else notice the kid's bottle of pills was labelled "chill the fuck out kid"? Ha Ha I saw that when I watched it the second time. I loved that it was done Reading Rainbow style. This is seriously twisted and a television series should be made, perhaps similiar to "Southpark" or "Kevin Spencer". lol I can't wait to see part 2.

mlaskaris responds:

I love reviews like this. Descriptive and full of compliments! I'm glad you liked the toon and took the time to review it.

I don't really believe that "Bob the Ball" is quite good enough for television (needs a LOT of work), but there *WILL* be a DVD available once I bash out a few more animations.

Thanks again for the review!

[(2003)Jacob]

This is so lame.

This wasn't funny, artisitc, or good. It should be blammed!

Knox responds:

and it wont...awww...

[Dickee Dee]

CHOKE!

Choke on yer own tongue and die bizatch! Usually I give the Turd oF The Week a 10 just because nobody else does, but you guys REALLY suck! You sound like you're all under 12 to me! Holy shit! lern how to spel. You guys sound like you got kicked in the balls so hard you were speaking through them! Damn, I wish my grandma could speak like that, maybe she'd sound cute.... BLEEEEEEEAAACCCCHHHH!!!!!!

[Luxo2k]

BLAM!

What a rip-off! Sorry :(

[GALAPAGOS]

SImply amazing.

An excellent submission, to be sure. Very few flash movies bring me close to the verge of tears like this one. We should all see more submissions like this one! The only part I have trouble with is when you used Carmina Burana for the fight-scene. THat song is overly used in television ads and commercials, and I thought it was quite cheesy to use that particular track. But other than that, the creativity and research required for this peice is astounding. I look forward to your next movie.

Sincerely,

The Great Goofball from Edmonton, Canada

P.S. Yes, Canada IS the country directly north of the U.S.A., barring Alaska and Hawaii

[Mattress Resprung Trailer]

This is a CRAPPY spoof. Sorry :(

Man, that WAS lame! "Man, I just shit my pants! Guys, have the chocolate fudge sundae! It's better than having a donkey lick the inside of your bunghole!" That was the worst joke I've heard all day on Newgrounds. This one should be BLAMMED!

Sincerely,

The Great Goofball from Edmonton, Canada

P.S. Yes, Canada IS the country directly north of the U.S.A., barring Alaska and Hawaii